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Blowing The Whistle <\/strong><\/em><\/strong>On<\/strong><\/em><\/strong> <\/strong><\/em><\/strong>Golf’s Little White Lies<\/strong><\/em><\/strong>…<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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At last…Someone’s REALLY keeping score.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Put The Club Down & Step Away From The Ball<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
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Welcome to the Golf Integrity & Accountability <\/strong> Enforcement<\/strong><\/strong> Bureau (AKA The Golf Police)<\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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… When A-NUFF-IS-A-NUFF!<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Dear GOLF Friends… <\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

You’ve come to the right place and we’re really glad you’re here<\/strong>, to bring justice to the game you love and penalties to peers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because every now and then, between the tee box and the pin…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Things occur that don’t add up…<\/strong>And suspicion can seep in.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, if you’re noticing any unusually suspicious activity…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Even amongst your friends\u2014Especially amongst your friends<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perhaps<\/strong>…<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 A Foot Wedge saved another par.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 A Better Lie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 A Generous Score?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 A Breakfast Ball became a birdie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 A “Gimme” that stretched just a little too far?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If something doesn’t seem quite right,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then put your mind at ease…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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STOP<\/strong> AND HESITATE NO MORE!<\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

INVOLVE THE GOLF POLICE<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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SEND A TICKET <\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

SEND A MESSAGE <\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

JUSTICE IS SERVED<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

[ BIG SEND TICKET BUTTON ]<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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… And REMEMBER\u2014You’re NOT a Snitch!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

You’re simply helping preserve the honour and integrity of this ancient game…<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

You’re merely, blowing the Whistle on Golf’s Little White Lies.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Have Fun. Be Kind. Love Golf.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Golf Quote (Sad But True):<\/strong> “There is only one thing more annoying than someone who thinks they can play golf better than everyone else…It’s someone who actually CAN.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Golf has always been a game of honour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unfortunately, every now and then, someone\u2014and you know who they are\u2014takes a little more than their fair share of the Golf Glory.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Golf Glory?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let’s be honest…<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It<\/strong> Ain’t gonna happen at this level.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Most of us are just trying to win a game or even the score… or maybe just a little bit more…<\/strong>…and keep the golf cart OUT of the RHUBARB…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

AND, on a really bad day…OUT OF THE POND.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And every now and then…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

…is it really too much to ask for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A better lie to play that’s swell?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A generous score to show and tell?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A forgotten penalty?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A par-saving gimme you’d surely trust<\/strong>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BUT<\/strong>…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sooner or later…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A-NUFF is A-NUFF.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

SO…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

If something doesn’t quite add up…<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

If you have that nagging feeling something is just not right\u2014Hesitate NO more<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SEN<\/strong>D A TICKET<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

SEND A MESSAGE!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

REMEMBER, You’re NOT a Snitch<\/strong>!<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You’re simply helping preserve the honour and integrity of this ancient game.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You’re merely blowing the whistle on golf’s little white lies.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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